they're both over like 4 million words btw
"Nobody likes you when it's '23" - Blink-182 probably
Fireworks are for now, friends are forever
If you live in US you will get this…
No words can describe the annoyance and anger that I'm right now feeling
They mistakenly thought she asked for a horse as a witness
Also the same day my brother turns 3
Southwest always has the best deals.
And just like that, Christmas was saved.
Look at my Christmas gift this year! I'm so happy
DC is bleeding and now the sharks are coming
I guess I’ve become something of an icon
A poem by Demetri Martin…made my day
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